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December 2012
5 posts
lminlesbianswithyou:
pomoe:
country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
Oh my god. That’s literally what it is I am so done
dean-winchester-is-batman:
not-so-surelock:
eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:
fluentinsarcasmandpuns:
thejohnlockfeels:
consultingt-rex:
supermishamiga:
datatwohearts:
mad-man-with-the-blue-box:
soulforsam:
debatchery:
soulforsam:
angle of the lord
hey, Supernaturalists, are we trying to compete with Sherlockians now?
yes
you can’t win
why even try?
Ohh, it’s so...
November 2012
25 posts
lolsofunny:
all of my friend’s blogs are all classy and mature and then there’s mine
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Australian Corporation: You have 2 cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
British Corporation: You have two cows. Both are mad.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're fucking everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Russian Corporation: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of Vodka.
Indian Corporation: You have two cows. Worship them.
Homestuck: You have two cows, both of which are paradox clones of the other. One cow dreams on Prospit, the other on Derse. They'll both reach God Tier someday, but only through a series of at first seemingly pointless time shenanigans that have a greater impact on the story than you'll ever realize. Doc Scratch is still an excellent host.
Inukami!: You have two cows. One is actually a horse, but SURPRISE it's actually a mule. The other cow gets naked all the time.. They investigate supernatural shenanigans and don't get paid shit for it, and there's at least one scene per episode where it seems like they're having sex. Spoiler: They never do.
October 2012
39 posts
sophiatheunicorniologist:
...
alltheselokifeels:
whimmy-bam:
thespooky90smovement:
I can only imagine what Tumblr will be like on election night if Mitt Romney wins.
us Europeans will log on and be like
i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this
gallifrey-feels:
donnanobilis:
sometimes i think what if nine and donna
nothing would ever get done omg
